Well its been about a year since i made a journal entry, and im bored so i guess its time to write a new one!

Im currently 30-40 km from my home town, in a place called Thurles! What am i doing here you might ask? My best friend Jenny lives here. How did i come to be here? I got pissed two nights ago on cheap CHEAP vodka and decided it would be a great idea to cycle here to visit! needless to say three and a half hours later i rolled into thurles; and only had to stop once for a pee! not bad for a smoker huh?!
Alas it was 4.30 in the morning when i got here (cycling down a dark motorway is fun fun fun!) so i thought it a good idea to wait till a more respectable hour to call in. Hung around till 10am, in a t-shirt freezing my ass off, then went to the pub across the road from her gaffe for a couple of pints. 11am hit and i decided it was time to call in, so guess what? I did!
Jennys housemate answered the door and invited me in, when she dropped the ball on me- Jenny was in Galway with her boyfriend (hes hot). What a jip! So i did what i do best and convinced her to grab some cider and enjoy the summer sun with me. Couple hours later we decided to ring jenny to tell her to get her ass back here.
Dianne: "jenny i have a suprise for ya here, youll never guess what it is!"
Jenny: "whats my suprise? a bill?"
Me: "youll NEVER GUESS what it is"
Jenny: "fuck off! how did you get to thurles?!"
Me: "cycled. you know how im a fitness enthusiast! Get yer ass back here i didnt exercise for nothing!"
She, came, she saw, she clicked, and im dragging her back to kilkenny with me... think ill get a lift next time.

How does this relate to art? didnt bring me F****NG camera and theres some deadly landscapes and architecture here! Im taking it as a win either way!
Until the next time im bored, Whats-Left signing out; and i hope you enjoyed reading my codshyte!